The Coffin Club Presents

My mother was a drop of blood.

My father was a knife.

I thank you for this blessed meal

and new purpose in life.

Tonight I am your humble guest,

I hope you understand,

They compel me to prove my worth

With Father in my hand.

I ask of you to take up arms,

I beg of you to try.

I want to show you all I’ve got,

Whoever dies will die.

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Featuring Bastion as Annelise, Earl and Chris, Grint as Royce, Cranston and Amalthea, Lavender as Gustavo, Donnatal and Celestine, and Sophie as Adalaide, Eustace and Ilse.

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“The Daughter of the Knife” is played in Slasher Flick. Content warning for assorted slasher film tropes (though we mostly cut away for cinematic effect or reference gore and violence in passing without dwelling), lots and lots and lots of blood, and some gratuitous nudity. And, of course, Happy Halloween from us all at The Coffin Club!

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