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INCIDENT REPORT #14760
Presiding Officer: Captain 579937
Parties Involved: Trooper 971701, Trooper 349153
Incident Details: 349153 attempted to push 971701 down the stairs.
Comments: 349153 stated “it was an accident, he should be less of a [REDACTED]”.
Resolution: 349153 punished, 971701 remanded to medical care.

INCIDENT REPORT #14761
Presiding Officer: Captain 579937
Parties Involved: Trooper 971701, Trooper 349153
Incident Details: After being discharged against orders, 971701 attempted to poison 349153.
Comments: 971701 stated “you can’t prove it was me, she drinks all the time, how do you know that drunk [REDACTED] didn’t just give herself alcohol poisoning”.
Resolution: Troopers are to be separated and members of Yegg Battalion and neighboring units are to report to Captain 579937 if they are seen anywhere near each other, 971701 punished, 349153 given medical care.

INCIDENT REPORT #14762
Presiding Officer: Captain 579937
Parties Involved: Trooper 971701, Trooper 349153, Corporal 694665
Incident Details: 349153 attempted to frame 971701 for theft of Corporal 694665’s personal items.
Comments: Corporal 694665 stated “I don’t know why they thought I’d get involved. They should’ve just [REDACTED] with Pleather.”
Resolution: Both Troopers punished and remanded to their quarters.

INCIDENT REPORT #14766
Presiding Officer: Captain 579937
Parties Involved: Trooper 971701, Trooper 349153, Corporal 863063
Incident Details: Unknown noncombatant informed Corporal of an intrusion in personal quarters, both Troopers confronted by Corporal 863063, other officers required to de-escalated situation.
Comments: [REDACTED]
Resolution: Both Troopers confined to their quarters indefinitely.

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